"I found this creamer by California farms that's like half coconut cream and half almond milk that is compliant so I grabbed that. You should have seen me reading a million different labels this morning!!" *Reading label after label is a real thing when doing whole30 - you look like a crazy person at the store picking up and putting down item after item.*
"Do you think we can have juice? I've read mixed reviews."
"I guess it's because it's not something a caveman could find?"
"Cavemen, who needs 'em?! Also the office is ordering pizza tomorrow so I'll have to avoid the break room for a solid 2 hours..."
"Also I'm cheating with gum because IDGAF."
"Wait. I just read the whole30 like meal planning thing or whatever and apparently you're not supposed to snack? Missed that memo."
"I need to buy more protein...."
"If only we could have dairy!!!"
"I had a shrimp salad for lunch and I'm still so hungry."